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Who: Rumer Willis
Where: At a pool party at Las Vegas’s Marquee
Diagnosis: Serious trauma to all bystanders. There’s no doubt Bruce Willis and Demi Moore‘s daughter is seriously fit, and she seems like a lot of fun. But there are better ways to show off both of those things than pairing a triangle bikini top with a low-slung sequined mini, grandma-style knit duster, belly chain and clunky men’s-style sandals. Pool parties are supposed to be relaxed, but this is exactly the opposite.
Prognosis: Rumer, no one is suggesting you need to go Full Montag to have fun poolside, but perhaps you could communicate ‘Look at my amazing bod’ just as well in a cute print two-piece and sheer cover up. And please do revisit this photo showing how good your hair and shoes…
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